It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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