i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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