we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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