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This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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