well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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