After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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