i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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