omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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