No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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