she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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