If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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