This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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