Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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