The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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