that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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