Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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