Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
high people should be assigned attendants
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
