I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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