he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I touched a dick in church today
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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