Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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