You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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