how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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