So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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