Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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