Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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