I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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