Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
