Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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