She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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