wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
