M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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