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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.

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  Talk to you next week

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

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  yes! wait why?

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  because i found it in my pocket this morning...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus

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• (305): View more from Florida

  So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time

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• (713): View more from Texas

  it is shots o' clock and I am never late

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.

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