there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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