does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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