i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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