i permit you to call me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Small penises have feelings too.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
