the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.