She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Shame is for Republicans.
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