she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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