That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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