Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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