Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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