I don't think brook has ever known best
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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