I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
