nut hugger
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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