Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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