I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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