OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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