it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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