She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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