I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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