Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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