Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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