I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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